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Chapter 1 - The Current Wife

Diane tapped her wineglass three times with a butter knife. The sharp, metallic chime cut clean through the hum of forty-one voices in the high-ceilinged living room.

The silence that followed was instant and obedient.

It was the first Sunday in December, and the Whitaker Christmas open house had been underway for just over an hour. The smell of spiced cider, pine boughs, and expensive vanilla candles hung heavy in the air. I was standing in the kitchen doorway, holding a hot ceramic platter of spinach puffs. I had woken up at six that morning to roll out the puff pastry from scratch because Diane had called on Thursday and specifically asked for them. *“Nobody makes appetizers quite like you, sweetheart,”* she had purred over the line. *“Show everyone what a good homemaker Owen found.”*

Now, Diane turned toward the front foyer, her manicured fingers gesturing with theatrical flourish.

A woman in an emerald green wrap dress stood beneath the archway, her coat folded neatly over one arm, dark hair falling in soft, deliberate waves over her shoulders.

I knew her immediately.

Brooke.

My husband Owen’s ex-wife.

I had seen her face across six framed photographs along the upstairs hallway of Diane’s house. I had seen her in the albums Diane left open on the coffee table whenever out-of-town cousins visited.

Owen wasn’t even in the room. He was out in the freezing garage, helping his uncle Ray haul in the heavy folding chairs we needed for the dining annex.

Diane beamed at the crowd, her diamond earrings catching the glow of the chandelier.

“Most of you remember Brooke,” Diane said, her voice dripping with honeyed warmth. “She was an essential part of this family for four beautiful years. And honestly, looking at her standing here tonight, she never truly stopped being part of it.”

A nervous hush rippled through the gathering. Nobody clapped. Nobody spoke.

Then Diane pressed her French-manicured hand flat against her chest, right over her heart.

“Brooke is my real daughter-in-law. In every single way that counts.”

Across the room, my cousin-in-law Shannon snapped her head toward me, her eyes wide with horror. Aunt Carol looked down at her plate of prosciutto, suddenly very interested in her food. Brooke herself froze, looking like she wanted the hardwood floor to crack open and swallow her whole.

Then Diane’s gaze traveled across the expanse of the room until her eyes locked onto mine.

She smiled.

It was a wide, practiced, benevolent smile.

“And of course, standing over by the pantry—that’s Owen’s current wife. Come over and say hello, sweetheart. Don’t be shy.”

*Current wife.*

Like an apartment lease with ninety days remaining.

Like a temporary placeholder in an office chair until the permanent hire returned from leave.

Like an arrangement with an expiration date.

The heavy ceramic platter burned faintly through my oven mitts. My breath caught in my throat, a sharp, cold sting, but my hands did not shake. I walked into the kitchen, set the tray carefully on the granite island, and stripped off the mitts.

I smoothed the fabric of my navy dress, walked back into the living room, and looked Diane directly in the eye.

“Diane,” I said, keeping my voice utterly level, “I’m going out to the garage to find my husband.”

Diane let out a tinkling, patronizing laugh, waving a dismissive hand through the air. “Oh, don’t make it a thing, Nora. It’s simply a fact, honey. Owen was married before. He’s married now. There’s no need to be so fragile about semantics.”

“You said real,” I said. The room was so quiet you could hear the ice melting in Uncle Ray’s neglected bourbon. “You said she was your real daughter-in-law.”

“I said what I said,” Diane replied, her chin lifting half an inch. “Family is about history.”

Just then, the heavy door connecting the garage to the kitchen swung open with a bang. Owen backed into the room, his breath fogging slightly from the cold, carrying a stack of four metal chairs against his chest. Uncle Ray followed behind him, wheezing under the weight of three more.

Owen turned around, wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead with the back of his wrist, and grinned.

“Got the extra seating, Mom. Where do you want—?”

He stopped dead.

His eyes landed first on his mother’s rigid, triumphant posture. Then they drifted to Brooke, standing awkwardly beneath the entryway archway. Finally, they found me, standing alone by the threshold, flanked by forty silent relatives.

“What did I miss?” Owen asked, the smile draining from his face.

Nobody said a word.

Diane’s voice trilled into the void, bright and utterly unbothered.

“Surprise, Owen! Look who came to visit. I invited her.”

Owen stared at Brooke for two full, agonizing seconds. The color drained from his cheeks. Then his gaze snapped to me, his chest rising and falling beneath his sweater.

I remember those two seconds better than almost anything else that happened that winter.

Because in those two seconds, Diane Whitaker thought she had checkmated me. She thought she had established the hierarchy once and for all in front of forty-one witnesses.

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