Chapter 4 - Hour Six of the Meltdown
By 6:30 PM, Carter was convinced that parenting six children was not a domestic task; it was an internationally banned form of psychological warfare.
The living room looked like an active crime scene. The broken glass had been swept into a corner, but the floor was still coated in a tacky, sugary glaze of orange juice that made his socks stick to the floor with a rhythmic *schluck-schluck* sound every time he moved.
Sam had refused to take a nap. Deprived of his usual routine, the fourteen-month-old had transitioned from crying to a state of overtired, manic hysteria. He crawled behind Carter, latching onto his pant legs, wailing with a pitch that pierced straight through Carter’s eardrums and settled deep into his brainstem.
"Please, Sam, just stop for five seconds," Carter groaned, leaning against the kitchen counter with his head in his hands.
His polo shirt was ruined—splattered with tomato soup, juice, and baby snot. His hair, usually parted with precision, was sticking up at odd angles where he had frantically run his hands through it. His feet ached from pacing the hardwood floors, and he had a throbbing tension headache right behind his left eyebrow.
"Dad! The pizza is here!" Leo shouted from the front door.
Carter breathed a ragged sigh of relief. An hour ago, having completely failed to find the macaroni shells Chloe had demanded, he had thrown his hands up and ordered four large pizzas from the local Italian place. It had cost him ninety dollars with the rush delivery fee, but he didn't care. Money could solve this. Food would silence the mob.
He walked to the foyer, paid the delivery driver with a trembling hand, and carried the four hot cardboard boxes into the kitchen.
"All right, kids! Dinner!" Carter announced, trying to inject an artificial enthusiasm into his voice. "Come and get it!"
The older five converged like a pack of starved wolves. Boxes were ripped open.
And then, the complaints began.
"There's pepperoni on this," Maya said, her lip curling in disgust. "I don't eat meat. You know I don't eat meat. Mom orders me the white pizza with spinach."
"I don't like this cheese," seven-year-old Lucas whined, poking a slice with a greasy finger. "It has the burnt bubbles. Mom cuts the burnt bubbles off."
"Noah's touching my slice!" Chloe screamed, swatting at her younger brother’s hand. In the process, she knocked an entire box of pizza off the counter. It landed cheese-side down onto the juice-stained rug with a sickening, greasy thud.
Carter stared at the upside-down pizza. Something broke inside him.
"Enough!" he bellowed, his face turning a furious shade of purple. "Everyone sit down! Sit down and eat whatever doesn't have dirt on it, or you are going to bed right now with empty stomachs!"
Silence descended over the kitchen—not a respectful silence, but the terrified, tense silence of children who barely recognized their father. Chloe’s eyes welled with enormous tears, and she began to sob softly, burying her face in Maya’s side. Maya glared at Carter with a look of pure, unadulterated eight-year-old hatred.
"Mom never yells at us like that," Maya said, her voice icy and trembling. "You're mean. I want Mom."
"Mom isn't here!" Carter snapped, his hands shaking as he grabbed Sam, who had begun chewing on the cardboard edge of the dropped pizza box. "Mom decided to abandon us for the weekend, so you have to deal with me!"
Even as the words left his mouth, a sick wave of shame washed through Carter’s chest. *Abandon us.* He knew it wasn't true. He knew she hadn't abandoned them; he had pushed her out the door with his callous, arrogant dismissals.
Leaving the kids to pick at the surviving pizza slices, Carter retreated to the laundry room, shut the door, and pulled out his phone. His pride was completely destroyed.
He dialled his mother, Brenda.
Brenda lived twenty minutes away in an upscale gated community. She had always been Carter’s biggest defender, frequently hinting over holiday dinners that Elena was "a bit overwhelmed" and that modern mothers made too much of a fuss over basic household duties.
"Carter, darling?" Brenda answered on the third ring, classical music playing softly in the background. "To what do I owe the pleasure on a Saturday evening?"
"Mom," Carter choked out, his voice cracking with humiliation. "I need you to come over. Right now."
"What's wrong? Are you hurt?"
"No. Elena... Elena left."
A sharp intake of breath. "Left? What do you mean, she left? Did she take the children?"
"No! She left the children with me!" Carter’s voice rose to a desperate pitch. "She checked into a resort downtown. Mom, it's an absolute nightmare here. The house is trashed. Sam won't stop screaming. I haven't showered, I haven't sat down, and I have five hours until they go to sleep. You have to come help me put them to bed."
There was a long, heavy pause on the other end of the line. For a moment, Carter thought the call had dropped.
"Mom? Did you hear me?"
"I heard you, Carter," Brenda said, and to Carter’s shock, her tone wasn't sympathetic. It was cool, measured, and strangely stern.
"Well? Are you getting in the car?"
"No, Carter. I'm not."
Carter blinked, dumbfounded. "What? Why not? Mom, I'm drowning here!"
"Because you did this to yourself," Brenda replied cleanly. "Do you think I’m blind? Every time I come over for Sunday dinner, I watch you sit in the recliner checking your fantasy football scores while that poor girl runs back and forth between the oven and the nursery like a servant. You wanted six children, Carter. You strutted around like a king telling everyone at your father's firm that you were building an empire. Well, empires require maintenance."
"Mom, this isn't the time for a lecture! I need help!"
"You need an education," Brenda stated firmly. "Elena has kept that house afloat by herself for nearly a decade while you play golf and complain about her being tired. If I come over and rescue you, you will learn nothing, and that girl will eventually leave you for good—and frankly, I wouldn't blame her. Figure it out, son. Put your children to bed."
*Click.*
The line went dead.
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Carter stood in the narrow laundry room, surrounded by piles of dirty sports uniforms and baby onesies, holding the silent phone against his ear. The realization crashed over him with the weight of a falling anvil: nobody was coming to save him.
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