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Chapter 5 - Camp Patrice

Back in Connecticut, Patrice’s four-thousand-square-foot colonial home had been transformed into something resembling an air traffic control center during a hurricane.

It was 7:15 on Friday morning. Patrice sat at her kitchen table, wearing a crisp tailored blouse, trousers, and a pair of reading glasses, surrounded by spreadsheets, color-coded sticky notes, and three legal pads. Her husband, Richard, walked in gingerly, holding his lower back, and poured himself a cup of black coffee.

“The troops are waking up,” Richard said dryly, nodding toward the ceiling as the rhythmic thumping of seven-year-old Finn’s feet echoed from the upstairs guest wing. “Are we going to survive another thirteen days of this, Patty?”

“We are not merely going to survive, Richard,” Patrice replied without looking up from her legal pad. “We are going to instill order. Victoria has raised these children in absolute chaos, masked by designer clothes and private tutoring. Look at this.”

She tapped her manicured nail against the infamous red plastic folder, which she had dissected late the night before.

“There is no routine,” Patrice said, her voice dripping with disgust. “Finn is failing second-grade reading because Victoria hands him an iPad every time he complains. Maggie hasn't had her five-year wellness checkup, which was due three months ago. And Eli…”

She paused, her expression softening into genuine sadness.

“Eli has been raising these kids, Richard. A fourteen-year-old boy.”

Right on cue, the kitchen door swung open. Eli walked in, fully dressed in his school jeans and sneakers, his hair neatly combed. Behind him trailed Chloe, holding little Maggie by the hand.

“Good morning, Grandma Patrice,” Eli said quietly, his posture guarded. “I made sure Maggie put her shoes on the right feet. Finn is brushing his teeth. Do you want me to make them oatmeal?”

Patrice took off her reading glasses and stood up. She looked at her oldest grandson—at the tense, hyper-vigilant set of his shoulders, the weary responsibility etched into the face of a boy who should have been worrying about freshman baseball and algebra tests.

“No, Eli,” Patrice said firmly, but with an unexpected warmth that startled the boy. “You are not making breakfast. Sit down.”

Eli hesitated, looking nervously between Patrice and Richard. “I usually make their breakfast when Mom is… busy.”

“Well, your mother is on the other side of the planet,” Patrice said, walking over to the stove where a large pan of scrambled eggs was already steaming. “And in this house, children eat breakfast, they do their homework, and they let the adults do the worrying. Sit.”

Eli slowly sank into a leather barstool. Chloe helped Maggie into the seat beside him. Within five minutes, plates of hot eggs, buttered whole-wheat toast, and sliced strawberries were placed in front of them.

Finn burst into the kitchen a moment later, sliding across the hardwood in his socks. “Can I watch YouTube on the big TV?”

“No, Finnian,” Patrice replied coolly, placing a plate in front of his empty seat. “You may eat your breakfast, and then you and I are going to sit down with your phonics reader for twenty minutes before the school bus arrives.”

Finn opened his mouth to launch what was clearly a practiced, theatrical tantrum, but Patrice simply raised one sculpted eyebrow. Finn looked at her, looked at his grandfather reading the paper, recognized that the usual theatrical currency had zero value in this bank, and quietly climbed into his chair.

An hour later, the yellow school bus had whisked Chloe and Finn away. Richard had driven Maggie to her pre-K program, leaving Patrice and Eli alone in the kitchen. Eli didn't leave for high school until 8:15.

He sat at the island, nursing a glass of milk, watching his grandmother methodically wipe down the counters.

“Grandma?” Eli asked quietly.

“Yes, Eli?”

“Is Mom really mad at Grandma Myrna?”

Patrice stopped wiping. She turned around, folded the dishtowel neatly, and leaned against the sink.

“Your mother is angry at herself, Eli, but she doesn't have the maturity to admit it. So she is projecting that anger onto your other grandmother.”

Eli looked down at his knuckles. “Grandma Myrna looked really sad yesterday morning. Right before she made the pancakes. She looked… tired. Mom talked to her like she was the lady who cleans the carpets.”

Patrice felt a sharp pang of shame in her chest—shame for the daughter she had raised, who had somehow absorbed all of high society’s vanity and none of its grace.

“Your Grandma Myrna is a very strong woman, Eli,” Patrice said gently. “She loved your grandfather Charles with everything she had, and when he died, she gave everything she had left to you kids and your parents. But sometimes, when you give too much, selfish people forget that you have needs of your own. What Grandma Myrna did yesterday wasn't mean. It was necessary.”

Eli nodded slowly. A faint, relieved smile broke across his face. “I’m glad she went to Portugal. She had a brochure about it on her fridge for six months. I saw it every time I got an apple.”

Patrice walked over, placed a hand on Eli’s shoulder, and gave it an affectionate squeeze.

“So did your father, Eli,” Patrice whispered. “He just chose not to see it.”

Before Eli left for the bus, Patrice’s laptop chimed on the desk. An incoming wire transfer notification popped up on the screen.

*Wire Transfer Received: $5,000.00*

*Sender: Victoria Henderson*

Attached was an email from Tori, cold and brief, containing the scanned temporary medical guardianship forms signed at the American embassy in Tokyo.

Patrice looked at the confirmation screen. Tori had paid the hostage fee. But as Patrice clicked open her daughter's credit card statements—which Richard had access to through the family trust accounts—her jaw tightened.

Tori and Caleb hadn't saved for two years for this Tokyo trip. The tickets, the luxury hotel in Shinjuku, the five-star dinners—it had all been charged to two separate, maxed-out credit cards. They were drowning in debt, living a five-star lifestyle on a two-star budget, relying entirely on free childcare and eventual inheritances to keep their fragile house of cards from collapsing.

Patrice closed the laptop with a heavy, definitive snap.

“Richard!” she called out toward the hallway.

“Yes, Patty?”

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“Call our accountant,” Patrice commanded. “And call our estate lawyer. It’s time for an audit.”

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